Every Lesbian in the world is separated by only three exes or friends.
You'll find proof at any event where Lesbians congregate. Tell just one person some interesting or exciting news and the Lesbian phone tree and cell phone networks will light up within 5 minutes to spread the news to everyone.
The whole world will know that you're single again before your profile loads on Match.com.
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