You have a connection to Aphrodite and a great understanding of love. I need advice and wisdom. I am a single Lesbian tired of drama and heartbreak. How can I find my soul mate? I know she has to be out there somewhere!
Longing for Real Love
It's important for us as Lesbians to make sure that we always uphold the stereotypes people hold about Lesbians.
You can do your part by making sure you sport a mullet at least once in your life, buy flannel shirts in three different colors and always be sure to wear comfortable shoes.
Whenever possible, hold your wife's hand in public and give her a kiss on the lips in front of a crowd.
Why do we need to do this you ask? Because it scares the crap out of straight people.